spagehittti

o spaghetti. what an enigma. i cannot decide whether i like you or am i grossed out by you. you taste really yummy,  unless your whole wheat, undercooked or over cooked. your slimy and you splatter red pasta sauce all over my brand new white dress. your messy and yet your scrumptious. babies love to throw you across the room while parents loathe to cook you. italians adore to bathe you in Parmesan cheese while four year olds refuse to eat you cuz you look and act like worms. what to do with you o spaghetti? i suppose, eat you. nom nom nom